| 2026-08-24T16:30 |
7.2h
|
30 |
24 |
22 |
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask |
we hope that one day this stream will make like a californian city and be lozenge-less, but until then they must defend us from horf & corf |
| 2026-08-22T19:02 |
7.5h
|
34 |
23 |
23 |
Banjo-Tooie |
much like how a corpse is well-dressed to remind the funeralgoers of better days, my flowerful attire is to distract from me also being dead |
| 2026-08-17T17:00 |
6.8h
|
60 |
30 |
20 |
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask |
the teacher returns from his vacation, wheeling in a crt. he puts on an episode of cranky the science kong, slumps into his chair, & snores |
| 2026-08-12T16:17 |
7.7h
|
17 |
13 |
17 |
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling |
if your friends jumped off a cliff would you follow? what about wear a badge that poisoned them? would you do that? for extra defense? maybe |
| 2026-08-10T16:30 |
8.2h
|
45 |
26 |
15 |
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask |
the one in which the streamer is faced with the unfortunacy of having to wait for features after so soon taking matters into his own hands |
| 2026-08-08T16:28 |
9.9h
|
44 |
22 |
24 |
Banjo-Tooie |
when life gives you lemons, ask what the lemons does for you in logic? everyone makes lemonade, but can they be used to open llama temple? |
| 2026-08-05T16:34 |
7.9h
|
22 |
15 |
25 |
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling |
beauty is in the eye of the beeholder, but what about the beecontroller? must i hold the controlled bee instead to see the world as they do? |
| 2026-08-03T16:31 |
7.2h
|
23 |
16 |
22 |
Banjo-Tooie |
as per hoa (head owners association) guidelines, i must regularly mow my brain. cant have too many wrinkles, it lowers their property values |
| 2026-08-01T16:30 |
9.2h
|
22 |
17 |
30 |
Banjo-Tooie |
tearing the ground asunder i unleash from its depths a great evil, a staple of its time now known only by the first of its acronym: simple |
| 2026-07-29T17:00 |
6.1h
|
18 |
13 |
20 |
Rhythm Heaven Groove |
three fivers to my left, one fiver to my right. and here i am stuck in the off-center with you, missing my inputs and leaving you hanging |
| 2026-07-27T16:15 |
6.0h
|
20 |
16 |
20 |
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask |
captain, oh captain! we never knew how wrong we were! would you please return us to your mutoh's temple to restore multiworld order? "no." |
| 2026-07-25T16:31 |
9.6h
|
29 |
20 |
26 |
Chibi-Robo! |
we can rebuild, we have the technology. the capability to make the ap's worst money pit. he will be that pit. better, faster, stronger too |
| 2026-07-22T16:17 |
5.6h
|
17 |
14 |
15 |
Rhythm Heaven Groove |
when life gives you pudding, you lower it safely onto the belt. when life gives you evil pudding, you miss your timing and ruin everything |
| 2026-07-20T16:33 |
6.2h
|
36 |
23 |
17 |
Donkey Kong 64 |
heard they just updated 'watching paint dry'. in between rounds, you can look over at the custom games list and wait for something to appear |
| 2026-07-18T21:08 |
6.3h
|
22 |
14 |
16 |
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass |
swan song for the old sea captain's current bag of tricks before we whip him into shape in hopes we spend less time digging holes out yonder |
| 2026-07-15T16:32 |
5.6h
|
20 |
15 |
20 |
Rhythm Heaven Groove |
check under common household objects for cats. couches? cats love hiding there. fruit bowls? they're very hungry. can-crushing factory? run. |
| 2026-07-13T17:47 |
6.8h
|
45 |
31 legacy |
18 |
Donkey Kong 64 |
ten feels like a bit much, so what if we just imperceptibly make things worse, until we've worsecrept so far we hit the pure pits of yucky |
| 2026-07-11T16:01 |
13.3h
|
24 |
15 legacy |
29 |
Slay the Spire II |
after his last performance, we've sadly had to let jimmy go. thankfully, we already have a replacement: our new mustachioed chef, bimmy |
| 2026-07-08T16:15 |
6.6h
|
13 |
11 legacy |
14 |
Rhythm Heaven Groove |
did you know? the only difference between heaven and paradise is the letter u? despite neither having u, you cannot get paradise without it? |
| 2026-07-06T16:00 |
7.1h
|
23 |
18 legacy |
11 |
Banjo-Tooie |
if you think about it, most things are actually just the stone mask. a skull? stone mask for trees. wood? stone for mummies. pirate? stone. |